This dog is terrifying. I would be scarred to be that man. The man is not scarred. I would trust my life in that man's hands. He probably plays the bass.
Tuesday, September 10, 2013
Statue of a Dog
This is not a real dog. I know this. This, however, is a very real and powerful statue of a dog. I wish this dog was real. I would hire this dog as my personal adviser. He would follow me around everywhere and call me constable.
Rainbow Dog
I like this dog because he is happy and is wearing sun glasses. He looks like he lives a very care free life. Cruising around on rainbows and having fluffy hair may be the way to go. I think we could all learn a little something from this dog. His name is Jarrod Miles. He teaches a psych class at Western New Hampshire University.
Fuzzy Dog
This dog is orange and fuzzy. It kind of looks like a Muppet. I'm not sure which one, maybe a new Muppet. It also kind of looks like a lion that is on fire. If it were a mythical creature it would be fire lion. Imagine seeing this run through the forest. You would think it were a mythical creature.
Thursday, September 5, 2013
Thirsty Thurday: Flying Dog
This dog is flying. That is normal. The really question is, how did those cars on the left end up facing the wrong way? Here is a poem about the flying dog:
The dog is flying
The dog is flying
Sailing, Soaring
The dog is flying
Let him be free
Let him be safe
Let him love
This open air place
One day he will break
Through the atmosphere
Reunited with his soul
Deep in outer space
The dog is flying
The dog is flying
The dog is crying
The dog is flying
The dog is flying
Sailing, Soaring
The dog is flying
Let him be free
Let him be safe
Let him love
This open air place
One day he will break
Through the atmosphere
Reunited with his soul
Deep in outer space
The dog is flying
The dog is flying
The dog is crying
Demon Possessed Dog
I found this picture on www.cutedogpictures.net. They have lots of cute dogs that will make you grow a tail and wag so hard you start flying away into space. Once in space, you will meet the dog on the background of this blog. That's where he lives. In space. This dog does not live in space. He might have gotten possessed by a demon who flew out of the balloon. If my dog looked like this I would surely run out of my house and find a new dog. Maybe I would try to cast the evil spirit out of the dog. Maybe I could take it to one of those Baptist shows on t.v. and have the preacher do it for me. That might be fun.
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