Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Dog Biting Man's Hand

This dog is terrifying. I would be scarred to be that man. The man is not scarred. I would trust my life in that man's hands. He probably plays the bass.

Statue of a Dog

This is not a real dog. I know this. This, however, is a very real and powerful statue of a dog. I wish this dog was real. I would hire this dog as my personal adviser. He would follow me around everywhere and call me constable.

Rainbow Dog

I like this dog because he is happy and is wearing sun glasses. He looks like he lives a very care free life. Cruising around on rainbows and having fluffy hair may be the way to go. I think we could all learn a little something from this dog. His name is Jarrod Miles. He teaches a psych class at Western New Hampshire University.

Fuzzy Dog

This dog is orange and fuzzy. It kind of looks like a Muppet. I'm not sure which one, maybe a new Muppet. It also kind of looks like a lion that is on fire. If it were a mythical creature it would be fire lion. Imagine seeing this run through the forest. You would think it were a mythical creature.

Thursday, September 5, 2013

Thirsty Thurday: Flying Dog

This dog is flying. That is normal. The really question is, how did those cars on the left end up facing the wrong way? Here is a poem about the flying dog:

The dog is flying
The dog is flying
Sailing, Soaring
The dog is flying
Let him be free
Let him be safe
Let him love
This open air place
One day he will break
Through the atmosphere
Reunited with his soul
Deep in outer space
The dog is flying
The dog is flying
The dog is crying

Demon Possessed Dog

I found this picture on www.cutedogpictures.net. They have lots of cute dogs that will make you grow a tail and wag so hard you start flying away into space. Once in space, you will meet the dog on the background of this blog. That's where he lives. In space. This dog does not live in space. He might have gotten possessed by a demon who flew out of the balloon. If my dog looked like this I would surely run out of my house and find a new dog. Maybe I would try to cast the evil spirit out of the dog. Maybe I could take it to one of those Baptist shows on t.v. and have the preacher do it for me. That might be fun.

Thursday, August 22, 2013

Thirsty Thursday: Kaleidoscope Dog

Have you ever looked at a dog through a kaleidoscope? This video is sure to keep you on the edge of your seat the whole time.

Thirsty Thursday: Psychedelic Dog

Thirsty Thursday means lots of extra bazar dog related media! Please enjoy this psychedelic dog video. It is a real treasure and I am sure someday it will become a classic.

Thirsty Thurday: Old Dead Man

Its Thirsty Thursday! You know what that means! You get a picture of a human face on a dog or a dog face on a human! This is an old man face! I think he is dead! Actually I know he is dead because he has no eyes! Enjoy your picture.

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Crazy Dog

This is possible the craziest dog I have ever seen. It looks like a really scary alien. I could picture this dog as captain of a space ship, flying through space and exploding worlds. A planet full of these dogs could be a good concept for a classic Star Trek episode. I think this dog is scarier than a Klingon. Why is it's body so short?

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Angry Dog

This dog is so angry. It has the look of death in its eyes. It wants to eat you. I think maybe it has rabies. If so that is a shame. Rabies are probably not very fun. I have a fear of dogs with rabies because of a bad dream that I had when I was a kid where a Satan possessed rabid dog followed me everywhere. This might have just caught this dog at a bad angle. Maybe he is a perfect gentleman.

Chewbacca Dog

Wookies are nice. Dogs are nice. This dog must be the nicest of all the creatures in intergalactic animal kingdom. If this were my dog I would dress like Han Solo everyday.

Fat Dog

This Dog is obviously very fat. He probably does not like to play fetch. If your dog is this fat you should make it skinnier. Maybe feed it wheat grass and acai berries. Maybe a kale salad for some Vitamin A and C overload. Whatever it is eating now needs to go away. I do like this dog though. I bet he is nice.

Monday, August 19, 2013

Dread Dog

Dread Dog.
Here is your daily picture of a funny dog. Dogs are so cool. A picture of a nice dog can brighten your day and change your outlook on life. Do not underestimate the power of the dog.